What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?